Out Of The Abundance Of The Heart The Mouth Speaks

17 Things that Jesus, I am understanding, would not be caught dead saying:

1- You have to call me Lord every time you address me.
2- You have to pray to me at least five times a day.
3- You can always do better.
4- You must tithe.
5- I will only bless those you like.
6- If you haven’t prayed the sinners prayer I am still not within your heart.
7- If you want me to do something for you, you must first do something for me.
8- I am only happy with you when you get it right.
9- Your heart is the last thing I am interested in.
10- I am not interested in your happiness.
11- You need to be more like me everyday.
12- You have to work really hard and only then will I bless you.
13- I am only interested in the ones that are doing big things in their lives.
14- I am looking for strong christians that fast once a week, read their bibles every day, and pray all the time.
15- I want to take you over.
16- I am only present when miracles are taking place.

17- If you don’t attend a church I won’t be able to have a relationship with you.

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